Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985.
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Listening to my “Top Songs of 2016″ auto generated playlist from Spotify has taught me one thing. I have AMAZING taste in music and I’m like totally WAY cooler than you.

(Source: Spotify)

When people are talking about how good a new show is.

When people are talking about how good a new show is.

Bacon and I had the same Sunday. Big fat day of nothing except relaxing and melting into the couch.

Bacon and I had the same Sunday. Big fat day of nothing except relaxing and melting into the couch.

This amount of cold brew is criminally small.

This amount of cold brew is criminally small.

I spent 3 hours making this 12 hour & 41 minute long playlist. It’s called

If I DJed Emo Nite This Would Be My Playlist

Listen, Follow, Suggest.

(Source: Spotify)

Nothing says “I’m White” like a lime La Croix and watching The Matrix.

Nothing says “I’m White” like a lime La Croix and watching The Matrix.

Looking forward to Tuesday so much. I’ll be lost in a galaxy that is not my own. This article on the day one patch gives me so much hope. http://www.no-mans-sky.com/2016/08/update-1-03/

Looking forward to Tuesday so much. I’ll be lost in a galaxy that is not my own. This article on the day one patch gives me so much hope. http://www.no-mans-sky.com/2016/08/update-1-03/

And to really reestablish this tumblr. Here is a photo of my #1 bae.

And to really reestablish this tumblr. Here is a photo of my #1 bae.

You kids heard of this Church band? Songs don’t sound to religious but lord knows I can pray to anything.

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Hello? Is this still a thing? Can I come back? Are all the kids gone? How long until I offend someone?

Hello? Is this still a thing? Can I come back? Are all the kids gone? How long until I offend someone?